And the Crankies Go To…

Fear not: The Frettsies aren’t my only year-end 2011 awards. I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the year’s worst directors, actors and actresses. I’m naming them the Crankies, in honor of my erstwhile blog, Two Cranky Guys, with Bret Watson. I’ll dispense with lengthy explanations, as the work speaks for itself, but you can read longer reviews by clicking on the titles. And this time, the list is in ascending order (i.e., worst is first). Why should the Razzies have all the fun?
WORST DIRECTOR
Stephen Daldry, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Denis Dugan, Just Go With It and Jack and Jill
Brett Ratner, Tower Heist
David Cronenberg, A Dangerous Method
Josh Radnor, happythankyoumoreplease
Roman Polanski, Carnage
WORST ACTOR
Adam Sandler, Just Go With It and Jack and Jill
Nicolas Cage, Season of the Witch and Trespass
Owen Wilson, Midnight in Paris and The Big Year
WORST ACTRESS
Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached, Thor and Your Highness
Sandra Bullock, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Julia Roberts, Larry Crowne
Jodie Foster, The Beaver and Carnage
Jennifer Aniston, Just Go With It and Horrible Bosses
Anne Hathaway, One Day
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Nick Swardson, Just Go With It
Christoph Waltz, The Green Hornet, Water for Elephants and Carnage
Dave Matthews, Just Go With It
Anton Yelchin, The Beaver
Anthony Hopkins, Thor
Orlando Bloom, The Three Musketeers
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Keira Knightley, A Dangerous Method
Lucy Punch, Bad Teacher, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy and Take Me Home Tonight
Nicole Kidman, Just Go With It and Trespass
Katie Holmes, Jack and Jill
Tea Leoni, Tower Heist
Heather Graham, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
What actors, actresses and directors made you Cranky in 2011?
How the HELL does Taylor Lautner (Abduction, aka the century’s worst action movie) not make the Worst Actor list???
…also, Kate Hudson is the century’s WORST actress by far, esp. now that Madonna’s thankfully retired…